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GUESS WHO'S BORED AS H   E   C C 


1.) Real Name: Barbora
2.) Nicknames: Lorri, Moon, Moonlight, Moonie, Seven
3.) Zodiac Sign: Taurus
4.) Male or Female: Female
5.) Nursery: Yes
6.) Primary School: I have got mostly A's on my grade papers so far (never a C tho)
7.) Secondary School: Not yet

8.) Hair Color: Light brunette
9.) Long or Short: Short
10.) Loud or Quiet: Kind of in-between
11.) Sweats or Jeans: Sweatpants... But I do breeches too ;)
12.) Phone or Camera: Phone
14.) Drink or Smoke: I am allowed to drink alcoholic beverages in small amounts, but no smoking (I hate smoking tbh)
15.) Do You Have A Crush on Someone: Nope
16.) Political orientation: I don't do politics, mate
17.) Piercings:  Just earrings, thanks
18.) Tattoos: No

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:
19.) Airplane: Yup, went to Turkey that one time
20.) Car *Accident*: No
21.) Fist Fight: No

FIRSTS:
22.) First piercing: Earrings.
23.) First Best Friend: :iconfrostbite-the-bat:
24.) First Instrument played: I played a recorder for 3 years and then I got offered a flute, but I stopped playing over-all.
25.) First award: I don't remember, but the one that holds the most value to me is Zoolympics, country round -3rd place (2nd and 1st were boys)
26.) First Crush: I don't remember
27.) First Language: Czech.
28.) First Big Vacation: When I was a little kid and we went to Hungary (it was still at the time when you could go there by train)

LASTS:
29.) Last Person you talked to: Roommates at the spa
30.) Last Person You Texted:  CFG club members (Love 'em)
31.) Last Person You Watched: Emily Artful
32.) Last Food You Ate: (I'm not dead, let's have) dinner
32.) Last Movie You Watched: Rock dog
34.) Last Song You listened to: twenty one pilots- Fairly Local
35.) Last Thing You bought: Food
36.) Last Person You Hugged: No

FAVES:
37.) Food: Uhhh... SO, IN CZECHIA, THERE'S THIS TRADITIONAL DISH CALLED SVÍČKOVÁ
38.) Drinks: Tea
39.) Clothing: Hoodies
40.) Book: Survivors
41.) Color: Black
42.) Flower: Orchids and roses
43.) Music: You can play anything and I'll like it (except for rap and country, they both kind of suck imo)
46.) Subjects: Art, English, IT

IN THE PAST YEAR I... ( [x] = Didn't [O] = Did [OOO] = YES.)
47.) [X] Kissed in the rain. 
48.) [x] Celebrated Halloween. 
49.) [x] Had Your Heart Broken 
50.) [?] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone 
51.) [x] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation. 
52.) [O] Used a Weapon ( Do sticks count?
53.) [x] Breathed fire 
54.) ----- Why is this field empty 
55.) [x] Done something you've Regretted 
56.) [x] Broke a Promise 
57.) [o] Kept a Secret 
58.) [OOO] Pretended To Be Happy 
59.) [x] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life (My dear friends)
60.) [x] Pretended To Be Sick 
61.) [o] Left The Country. 
62.) [x] Tried something you normally wouldn't like and liked it. 
63.) [x] Cried Over The Silliest Thing. 
64.) [?] Ran a Mile 
65.) [o] Went To the Beach 
66.) [OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO] Stayed Single 

CURRENTLY:
67.) Eating: I'm about to
68.) Drinking: Nothing
69.) Getting Ready To: Get myself something to eat
70.) Listening To: Nothing
71.) Plans For Tomorrow/Today: Just a normal spa day
72.) Waiting For: Nothing

YOUR FUTURE:
73.) Want Kids: I'd rather adopt a child
74.) Want To Get Married: Eh...
75.) Careers in minds: Equestrian (But that will probably never happen), tour guide, illustrator, translator/interpreter

WHICH IS BETTER ON A GUY/GIRL: 
76.) Lips or Eyes: ...
77.) Shorter or Taller: ...
78.) Romantic or Spontaneous: ...
79.) Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: ...
80.) Sensitive or Loud: ...
81.) Hook-up Or Relationship: ...
82.) Troublemaker or Hesitant: ...

HAVE YOU EVER:
83.) Lost Glasses/Contacts: No (luckily)
84.) Ran Away From Home: Nah
85.) Held A Weapon, For Self Defence: No (???)
86.) Killed Somebody: Not yet, I guess
87.) Broken Someone's Heart: Yeah. There's always a guy on camps that has a genuine crush on me and I don't return the feelings
88.) Been Arrested: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90.) Yourself: No
91.) Miracles: YEET
92.) Love at First Sight: No
93.) Heaven: There is no heaven, only hell
94.) Santa Claus: We don't have Santa here, but no
96.) Magic: I don't really have an opinion on this

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97.) Is there someone you want to be with right now? No
98.) Are you seriously happy with where you are, in life?  I suppose
99.) Are you happy with the person you're with? I'm not dating anyone
100.) Post as 100 whatever the devil you want and tag five people.  How about......haha no 
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[ x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar. 
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car. 
[ ] You've done your own laundry. 
[ ] You can vote in an election. 
[x] You can cook for yourself. 
[] You think politics are interesting. 

Total: 2

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. 
[x] You've never gotten a detention. 
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means without looking it up.
[ x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

Total: 5

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. (English and Norwegian)
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn. 
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.

Total: 2

[x] You can spell experience without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. 
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take-out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quickly.

Total: 3

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ]  You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. 
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay. 
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x]You use the internet every day. 
[x ] You have been outside 3 or more times a day 
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

Total: 4


FINAL TOTAL: 16

Whoops, 3 years away!
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[x] You have freckles
[] You blush a lot 
[] You giggle
[x] You're quiet
[x] You say random things
[] You have a baby face
[x] You wear more "down-to-earth" kind of clothing
[x] You're under 5 feet 6 inches

Innocence:
[x] You're a virgin 
[] Just thinking of sexual things make you blush 
[] Your idea of a date is really romantic
[x] You sleep with a stuffed animal
[x] You like to cuddle
[] You never played the nervous game
[x] You don't even know what the nervous game is

Colors:
[ ] You like the color pink
[] You tend to wear light colors
[x] You CAN be ignorant
[] You consider yourself shy 
[] You like happy, upbeat music
[] You like "cutesy" music
[x] You like small animals
[] You like children
[x] Mini version of things make you go nuts

Total: 12
Now take your number and multiple it by 5
Then re-post this as "I'm --% Cute
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Stalker story

1 min read
Oh yeet, turns out I have a stalker.

That motherfucker is actually who I would consider my friend, but apparently, he has been stalking me for since last-last year. Now, here's the thing. His friend has grown tired of the stalker keeping talking about me and stuff and so, he decided to tell me everything. Here's all that I can remember what the stalker's friend told me:
-He watched me as I went to take a shower
-After the end of the day, he always went home and in a lovestruck state told all of his roommates what I did that day
-He imagined us having kids

and a plenty more :>

My friends and I started thinking about what we could do make him stop liking me and we came to a conclusion:
If he ever asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend, I'll say I'm lesbian.

And trough the rest of the day we made memes about his lovestruck state. 

Also: E=MC2 (E se rovná minecraft na druhou (Minecraft 2 confirmed y'all))
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100 Questions

5 min read
Oh well goodie-two-shoes. I'm bored and sneaked on my computer

1.) Real Name: Barbora
2.) Nicknames: Lorri, Moon, Moonlight, Moonie, Seven
3.) Zodiac Sign: Taurus
4.) Male or Female: Female
5.) Nursery: You'll never know where I live
6.) Primary School: Eh
7.) Secondary School: Don't

8.) Hair Color: Dirty blonde, sometimes darker, sometimes lighter
9.) Long or Short: Short (Reaches my shoulders)
10.) Loud or Quiet: I don't really know 
11.) Sweats or Jeans: Sweatpants... Or leggings, they're comfy too
12.) Phone or Camera: Phone
14.) Drink or Smoke: I am allowed to drink alcoholic drinks in small amounts, but I only get beer or wine. Also, I don't smoke
15.) Do You Have A Crush on Someone: Nah
16.) Political orientation: I don't think about politics (<-- too young to care)
17.) Piercings:  I have bull earrings I got on my birthday last year. They're meant to represent my zodiac sign
18.) Tattoos: No, thanks

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:
19.) Airplane: Well, I'm gonna be in a few months, because I'll be going to Turkey
20.) Car *Accident*: Nah, but I almost was, like, two times (It wasn't my dad's or mom' fault, it was always the other driver)
21.) Fist Fight: No, but you won't stand a chance against me wielding an airgun

FIRSTS:
22.) First piercing: Earrings.
23.) First Best Friend: :iconfrostbite-the-bat:
24.) First Instrument played: I played a recorder for 3 years and then I got offered a flute, but I stopped playing over-all.
25.) First award: English Olympics- regional round- second place
26.) First Crush: I don't remember
27.) First Language: Czech.
28.) First Big Vacation: When I was a little kid and we went to Hungary (it was still at the time when you could go there by train)

LASTS:
29.) Last Person you talked to: Mom
30.) Last Person You Texted:  Uhh... All of Rain Village club members (we have a Messenger group)
31.) Last Person You Watched: Carine Sweetheart (SSO YouTuber)
32.) Last Food You Ate: A cocoa cream-filled cookie
32.) Last Movie You Watched: Charlie and the chocolate factory (Fuckin' love that movie)
34.) Last Song You listened to: Alone- Alan Walker
35.) Last Thing You bought: A sketchbook
36.) Last Person You Hugged: No

FAVES:
37.) Food: Uhhh... SO, IN CZECHIA, THERE'S THIS TRADITIONAL DISH CALLED SVÍČKOVÁ
38.) Drinks: Tea
39.) Clothing: Hoodies
40.) Book: Survivors
41.) Color: Black
42.) Flower: Orchids and roses
43.) Music: Rock, alternative rock, dubstep...
46.) Subjects: Art, English, IT

IN THE PAST YEAR I... ( [x] = Didn't [O] = Did [OOO] = YES.)
47.) [X] Kissed in the rain. 
48.) [x] Celebrated Halloween. 
49.) [x] Had Your Heart Broken 
50.) [?] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone 
51.) [x] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation. 
52.) [O] Used a Weapon ( Do sticks count?
53.) [x] Breathed fire 
54.) ----- Why is this field empty 
55.) [O] Done something you've Regretted 
56.) [x] Broke a Promise 
57.) [o] Kept a Secret 
58.) [OOO] Pretended To Be Happy 
59.) [x] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life (My dear friends)
60.) [x] Pretended To Be Sick 
61.) [o] Left The Country. 
62.) [x] Tried something you normally wouldn't like and liked it. 
63.) [x] Cried Over The Silliest Thing. 
64.) [x] Ran a Mile 
65.) [o] Went To the Beach 
66.) [OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO] Stayed Single 

CURRENTLY:
67.) Eating: Nothing
68.) Drinking: Nothing
69.) Getting Ready To: Get myself something to eat
70.) Listening To: Silence
71.) Plans For Tomorrow/Today: Staying in a bus for a whole day because traveling 
72.) Waiting For: Nothing

YOUR FUTURE:
73.) Want Kids: I'd rather adopt a child
74.) Want To Get Married: Eh...
75.) Careers in minds: Equestrian (But that will probably never happen), tour guider, illustrator 

WHICH IS BETTER ON A GUY/GIRL: 
76.) Lips or Eyes: ...
77.) Shorter or Taller: ...
78.) Romantic or Spontaneous: ...
79.) Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: ...
80.) Sensitive or Loud: ...
81.) Hook-up Or Relationship: ...
82.) Troublemaker or Hesitant: ...

HAVE YOU EVER:
83.) Lost Glasses/Contacts: No (luckily)
84.) Ran Away From Home: Nah
85.) Held A Weapon, For Self Defence: No (???)
86.) Killed Somebody: I killed a frog once when I was little. I was told that I even poked its insides
87.) Broken Someone's Heart: Yeah. There's always a guy on camps that has a genuine crush on me and I don't return the feelings
88.) Been Arrested: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90.) Yourself: No
91.) Miracles: YEET
92.) Love at First Sight: No
93.) Heaven: There is no heaven, only hell
94.) Santa Claus: We don't have Santa here (check your privilege)
96.) Magic: I don't really have an opinion on this

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97.) Is there someone you want to be with right now? No
98.) Are you seriously happy with where you are, in life?  I dOn'T kNoW
99.) Are you happy with the person you're with? I'm not dating anyone
100.) Post as 100 whatever the devil you want and tag five people.  To who's reading this: Congrats, you've read trough this journa. Feel free to do this...

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